The Billion Year Old Carbonites
Feedbag & The Blinders
Jammy Needlehurtz & The Ouchies
Newcastle Nancy & The Baldy-Lards

Pick a pack of Cheerios
Pick a pack of Kix
Pick a pack of Trix
Pick a pack of Jets
And Wheaties too
they're all wrapped up for you
in the Betty Crocker Pick-A-Pack Package!

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A psychopomp is a shaman who waits with and comforts the soul of a person who is dying and guides them across at the moment of death.

Santa's in the manger
eye contact makes me horny
hugs make me cry

It wakes me sad . . .
Gratuitous Grace and the Drunk Uncles